"Your ass is grass, Noodle!"
Hey little girl, why you look so sad?
Maybe some noodles would cheer you up?
Noodle... in your bowl.
You never chop... noodle hop!
Noodle... I'm your noodle... yes I am.
All the way from New York and down to Texarkana
Stolen noodles getting hotter, I'm the Chief Noodle Jammer
Double nickles denied all down the interstate
So many smokies on my tail, I cannot concentrate
I'm just like Burt Reynolds, and you're Sally Fields
But when I'm closing my eyes, I pretend you're Brooke Shields
I know the deal, you'se a noodle fiend
In the back of my Trans-Am, it's so obscene